DAMN KING INSPIRATION
Inspired by classic royalty of a kings richest pipe tobacco and the world's finest chocolate. Damn King is a rich blend of fine pipe tobacco, pure cacao nibs and fresh coriander. Simply put, Damn Beards is made to be the richest and smoothest Beard Oil on the market that will keep your beard conditioned and shiny.
A DAMN GLORIOUS EXPERIENCE WITH YOUR BEARD
It's time to spend some damn time with your damn beard. There are so many words to describe a man with a glorious beard. We have one word: Badass. Let's look at your average day with a glorious beard. The beardsmen jumps in his badass classic muscle car, flying down the highway with the wind flowing through his beard. Then he finds himself cruisin' through the mountains past all of the giant redwood trees as his hand is is cutting through the wind blasting a kick ass song on the radio. He approaches a field of lion's and tigers's and decides to jump out of his car and show these beasts who the real alpha is. He walks up to the biggest Lion in the field and gives a roar that is heard through the entire mountain range. All of the animals approach him and bow their heads as he stands tall and mighty. The glorious beardmen releases an even more mighty roar as he becomes the new king of the jungle.
A DAMN WARNING
Damn Beards Beard Oil isn't for everyone. You'll need to know how to truly appreciate what a glorious beard feels like. Each drop of beard oil has been aged in a whiskey barrel which means that there is a story that is being written into each drop in order to give your beard a complexity that only the finest whiskey's and bourbons can have. When you rub the oil in your hands it will bring your beard a glorious feeling of euphoria that only a true beardsmen can appreciate.
Ingredients: Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Pipe Tobacco, Coriander